Sorry it has been a while since I last posted. I have been so busy selling piss that I haven’t had time to entertain the internet masses with witty commentary.
It seems there are more than two people that read this hilarious blog. I now believe readership to be upwards of 10 people which is very exciting to this aspiring writer. People are always coming in saying “I wish you’d post more,” which is hard because I struggle to think up content based around Smash Palace every day. I’m sure nobody is interested in: “Today I filled the holes in the ground with a bag of asphalt. Now there are less holes for girls in heels to fall into…”
So here is the plan. I am going to extend this blog’s parameters outside of Smash Palace. I will write about anything that interests me and we will see how that goes. I would like to comment on all the great things that are going on in this city as we move into the rebuild phase. I would also like to post videos of chimpanzees riding bicycles and that type of thing. Hopefully this means more regular posting and you, the reader, will get more entertainment.
Thanks for your support everybody.