Category Archives: Rants

Pic of the Day

Sometimes I find it hard to contain my inner smart-arse troublemaker. You may remember all the bullshit we had to go through to prove our scaffold (building) was safe for every loading imaginable. Then, this week the Council shows up … Continue reading

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Back In Christchurch

In bad news Waterfront Auckland has pulled the pin on the Auckland project. I was really excited about the prospect of getting out of town and representing Christchurch during the Rugby World Cup. In preparation for the event, Waterfront Auckland … Continue reading

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Stolen Petrol Cap

I’m sad to report more retards have been stealing stuff. The Matchless has sat outside for some time awaiting its new clutch. people sit on it, get their photos taken on it, twist the throttle and generally enjoy the old … Continue reading

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Welcome to 2011

We are back open for business. Thanks to everyone that supported us in 2010, we are hoping 2011 is a better year with no massive earthquakes to disrupt business. We all went over to Lake Brunner for five days which … Continue reading

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Gangsta Party

Do you think a bullet is a strange thing to find in a bar? While cleaning up, I discovered this wee gem. It seems we must have some gangsta gangsters hanging out here now. If this continues, we will need … Continue reading

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Who is Your Favourite Doherty?

Aine and Aoife Doherty are testament to Goodbye Blue Monday’s employment policy that we only hire people that we have known since they were born. These are people that won’t steal off you. So, in honour of them being our … Continue reading

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Lost Dildo?

A marketing whiz recently looked over my business and told me this blog was too offensive… I had promised to try and tone down the vulgarity, then an opportunity like this presents itself to me… To the owner of the … Continue reading

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We’re Back

Thanks to everybody that came down last night to celebrate our re-opening. We were so happy that we had happy hour all night long. Tonight, we’re back into providing Christchurch’s best gigs with Thought Creature and Magic Eye from 10pm. … Continue reading

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Steve’s Flat

You’ll all remember Steve of the Month (September); he who once drank the bleachy bucket of beer. It seems that the major aftershock shook Steve’s house so hard that it picked up all the shitty couches, ciggie butts, pornography, and … Continue reading

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Life Returns

We have it from strong sources that the earth continues to rotate around the sun and life goes on. A eerie sense of normality has started to return and the streets slowly fill with people going about their lives. Life … Continue reading

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